im so confused i thought everything was peachy and everyone was so am azing?? sighs deeply o well i still love u all so aim me whenever @uhvittoria !!!

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ffsmorven:

So I decided to study outside for a change today because I was beginning to forget what fresh air felt like, so I got my books and was quite happily sitting outside when this couple showed up and sat in front of me. I didn’t mind at first, I mean— they were sorta cute after all and seemed pretty happy. It was all going fine and dandy until they started arguing, very loudly might I add, about how they hadn’t had sex in over four weeks and the girl had ‘needs that weren’t being fulfilled’, which was then followed by a furious make out session in what I presume was an attempt to resolve the lack of sexual interaction between them. I don’t think I’ve seen a couple that handsy in my entire life and I still feel kinda distraught. Basically the moral of the story is if you ever feel like studying outside— Don’t. Unless you’re into watching people heavily grope each other, in which I’d suggest you pick up a less creepy hobby.
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The only unusual feature of this story is that you seem surprised by it. That and the fact you went out of your way to study.

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rosehyfr:

But you can't live without me?

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Unfortunately, so.

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ffscory:

So you’re depressed?

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It was more of an mood than anything.

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jfcvalentina:

You’re not even going to apologize? You’re a shitty friend, Tony, I was so looking forward for pizza and ice cream.

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I had a few things on my mind. Next time?

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jfcvalentina:

I never got my pizza so you’re not getting coffee.

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I forgot — I had some things to tend to.

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rosehyfr:

Shouldn't that count for something?

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You’re impossible.

rosehyfr:

I don't want space away from you..

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You’re making this exceedingly difficult.

hyfrsteven:

Your roommate obviously likes French porn a lot.
Evidently, so.

hyfrsteven:

I don’t know the names by heart, sorry. And yes, our love movies are more porn than our actual porn.
It’s alright. Yeah, I saw. Now I know what my room mate is getting off too. His history was  clean as fuck. It was weird. Least I know now the kid isn’t actually asexual.
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